Birthday card
EXT: Now & then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. -Guillame Apollinaire

INT: No better time than your birthday!

WHERE: Target, Viewpoint

Birthday card
EXT: Never stand when you can sit and never sit when you can lay down.
-Winston Churchill

INT: And never lay down when you can get down and party! Happy Birthday

WHERE: Viewpoint

Birthday card
EXT: I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to. -Albert Einstein

INT: Or anything else for that matter. Happy Birthday

WHERE: Hallmark Gold Crown (Eastland Plaza)

Sympathy card
EXT: I think of Heaven as a garden where I shall find again those dear ones who have made my world.
-Minnie Aumonier

INT: With deepest sympathy

WHERE: Office Depot, Hallmark Gold Crown (Eastland Plaza), Barnes & Noble

Love card
EXT: There shouldn't be so many lonely places on your body. All of them should be visited and hotly greeted. -Percy Grainger

INT: By me.

WHERE: Kirlin Hallmark (College Mall), Hallmark Gold Crown (Eastland Plaza)

Blank card
EXT: We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
-Oscar Wilde

WHERE: Viewpoint

Friendship card
EXT: Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.

INT: Blank

WHERE: Viewpoint

Birthday card
EXT: You are Birthday Incarnate. You are the repository of all that is birthdayness. You are the epitome of birthday glamour and appeal. You are worshiped for all your birthday nessness. All hail your birthdayness. Click here for birthday cash.

INT: 404 File not found. File "birthdaycash" not found on this server.

WHERE: Viewpoint, Barnes & Noble